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Monday, October 9th, 2006

Subject:It's been a while
Time:10:17 am.
Mood: Headache.
It's been forever since I've checked my live journal account. Wow. Future installments on the way. ;) Hope all is well. Love to my Jewish side. XXX

How is everyone?
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Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

Subject:La verdad, no?
Time:2:54 pm.
Mood: sleepy.
Here's a look at what impact your birth-order may have on you:

First Borns: Este es mio!
More conscientious, ambitious and aggressive than their younger siblings, first borns are over-represented at Harvard and Yale as well as disciplines requiring higher education such as medicine, engineering or law. Every astronaut to go into space has been either the oldest child in his or her family or the eldest boy. And throughout history -- even when large families were the norm -- more than half of all Nobel Prize winners and U.S. presidents have been first born. Famous eldest children include: Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Richard Branson, J.K. Rowling and Winston Churchill. And macho movie stars are First Born, too, including Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and all the actors who have played James Bond.

Middle children are more easy going and peer-oriented. Since they can get lost in the shuffle of their own families, they learn to build bridges to other sources of support and therefore tend to have excellent people skills. Middle children often take on the role of mediator and peacemaker. Famous middle children include: Bill Gates, J.F.K., Madonna and Princess Diana.

The youngest child tends to be the most creative and can be very charming -- even manipulative. Because they often identify with the underdog, they tend to champion egalitarian causes. (Youngest siblings were the earliest backers of the Protestant Reformation and the Enlightenment.) Successful in journalism, advertising, sales and the arts, famous youngest children include Cameron Diaz, Jim Carrey, Drew Carey, Rosie O'Donnell, Eddie Murphy and Billy Crystal.

Only Children:
Only children have similar characteristics to first borns and are frequently burdened with high parental expectations. Research shows they are more confident, articulate and likely to use their imagination than other children. They also expect a lot from others, hate criticism, can be inflexible and are likely to be perfectionists. Well-known only children include Rudy Guiliani, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Alan Greenspan, Tiger Woods, tennis' teen queen Maria Sharapova and Leonardo Da Vinci.

Because they hold equal status and are treated so similarly, twins turn out similarly in most cases. Consider advice columnists "Dear Abby" and "Ann Landers" (Abigail and Esther Friedman), and Harold and Bernard Shapiro, who became presidents of Princeton University and Canada's McGill University respectively.

Dr. Frank Sulloway, a behavioral scientist and visiting professor at the Institute of Personality and Social Research at University of California, Berkeley and author of the book, "Born To Rebel: Birth Order, Family Dynamics and Creative Lives," says first borns are more similar in personality to first borns in other families than they are to their own younger siblings and that youngest children are often more similar to the youngest child in another family than his or her own elder siblings. He says this is because the family is not as much a "shared environment" as a set of niches that provide siblings with different outlooks.

Conley agrees, but stresses that these are just general trends -- and that the whole birth-order theory can be turned on its head depending on the child's personality, the age gap between siblings and the family circumstances each child experiences during his or her formative years.
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Monday, May 8th, 2006

Subject:TEE HEE
Time:7:56 pm.
Mood: Calm.
I think another child wants me to adopt her:


K is for Keen
A is for Altruistic
R is for Radiant
A is for Alluring
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Subject:Did you ever think about this?
Time:5:11 pm.
Mood: calm.
->>GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...)
> >>>
> >>>Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - gross and
> mouthy comedian of the
> >>
> >>>70's and 80's - could write something so very
> eloquent...and so very
> >>>appropriate.
> >>>
> >>>A wonderful Message by George Carlin:
> >>>
> >>>The paradox of our time in history is that we
> have taller buildings
> >>>but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but
> narrower viewpoints. We spend
> >>
> >>>more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy
> less. We have bigger
> >>>houses and smaller families, more conveniences,
> but less time. We have
> >>
> >>>more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but
> less judgment, more
> >>>experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but
> less wellness.
> >>>
> >>>We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too
> recklessly, laugh too
> >>>little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up
> too late, get up too
> >>>tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and
> pray too seldom.
> >>>We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced
> our values. We talk
> >>>too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
> >>>
> >>>We've learned how to make a living, but not a
> life.
> >>>We've added years to life not life to years.
> We've been all the way to
> >>
> >>>the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the
> street to meet a new
> >>>neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner
> space. We've done
> >>>larger things, but not better things.
> >>>
> >>>We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
> We've conquered the
> >>>atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but
> learn less. We plan
> >>>more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush,
> but not to wait. We
> >>>build more computers to hold more information, to
> produce more copies
> >>>than ever, but we communicate less and less.
> >>>
> >>>These are the times of fast foods and slow
> digestion, big men and
> >>>small character, steep profits and shallow
> relationships. These are
> >>>the days of two incomes but more divorce,
> fancier houses, but broken
> >>>homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable
> diapers, throwaway
> >>>morality, one night stands, overweight bodies,
> and pills that do
> >>>everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is
> a time when there is
> >>>much in the showroom window and nothing in the
> stockroom. A time when
> >>>technology can bring this letter to you, and a
> time when you can
> >>>choose either to share this insight, or to just
> hit delete...
> >>>Remember; spend some time with your loved ones,
> because they are not
> >>>going to be around forever.
> >>>
> >>>Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks
> up to you in awe,
> >>>because that little person soon will grow up and
> leave your side.
> >>>
> >>>Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to
> you, because that is
> >>>the only treasure you can give with your heart
> and it doesn't cost a
> >>>cent.
> >>>
> >>>Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner
> and your loved ones,
> >>>but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace
> will mend hurt when it
> >>>comes from deep inside of you.
> >>>
> >>>Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for
> someday that person
> >>>will not be there again.
> >>>
> >>>Give time to love, give time to speak! And give
> time to share the
> >>>precious thoughts in your mind.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
> take, but by the
> >>>moments that take our breath away.

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Sunday, April 23rd, 2006

Subject:RIP Samson Medofff
Time:2:37 pm.
Mood: Tranquila.
Thank you Jenn. My bebe wrote this to me:

"Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then yo"u cross Rainbow Bridge together...."
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Thursday, April 20th, 2006

Subject:My Unhealed Heart
Time:5:28 pm.
Mood: Helpless.
This isn't a stupid loddy doddy poem. It's sad. You should read this, so you
know something else about me, and how I've been feeling lately.

I'm constantly reminded of that dreadful day
When I recieved that dreadful call,
That my beautiful cousin Em had passed away
My ex held me so I wouldn't fall.

"What! What do you mean she died!"
My body felt heavy and weak,
Merm proceeded to tell me as I cried
That she had passed away in her sleep.

I had just been saying I couldn't wait
To reunite with her on the fourth of July,
With all my family and celebrate
But my precious bebe had died.

Overdosing and with vomit all over her face
Her drugged up friends were all scared,
They panicked and dropped her off at her friend's place
And ran away without a care.

Her friend then put her to bed
Hoping she'd sleep off this one,
In the morning she found her cold and dead
Screamed and called 911.

At 9:30 a.m. she was pronounced dead
Her heart was too weak to beat,
"She was bulimic too," her friend said
And her heart had given up in defeat.

The funeral was a great big heart burn,
We reminisced about our Emily,
I posted this blog up for you all to learn
That this shit kills eventually.

You aren't fucking immortal,
It can happen even to you,
And your friends and family will suffer your fall
Knowing there is nothing that they can do.

For your own sake, stay away from that shit
And teach the young ones the truth,
That even taking one last hit
Will even kill the youth.

Guys, it broke all our hearts that my cousin died. She's was only 23. My
grandmother almost fainted. She outlived her own grand daughter. It's so sad. My
Aunt Laura is doing really bad lately, and isn't handling it well at all, even after 9
months. I'm not doing well myself. No death has hit me this bad, besides my other
grandmother's death years ago. But she died of old age. It sucks. There's nothing
we can do. I kissed my cousin's cold forehead the day of her funeral. That wasn't cool.
It didn't even look like her. That's my last memory of her.
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Friday, April 7th, 2006

Subject:Some info bout me.
Time:2:59 pm.
Mood: giddy.
The Best Myspace Survey
* . . About You . . *
Eye Color::Hazel
Hair Color::Black
Favorite Color::Is diamond a color?
Screen Name::CzarinaItaliana
Favorite Band::Evanescence
Favorite Movie::I have no idea
Favorite Show::Family Guy
Your Car::1992 Burgandy Camry
Your Hometown::White Plains
Your Present Town::Thornwwood
Your Crushes First Name::Es un secreto
Your Grade::College, dunno.
Your Style::Exotic and original
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?:I've done a lot on rooftops.
Kissed someone in the rain?:Mhmm
Danced in a public place?:All the time
Smiled for no reason?:What I'm known for.
Laughed so hard you cried?:Constantly
Peed your pants after age 8?:Ben n Jerrys anyone?
Written a song?:Yep
Sang to someone for no reason?:Mhmm
Performed on a stage?:I do all day
Talked to someone you don't know?:Yes I'm very friendly
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?:Yup
Made out in a theatre?:Mhmm
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?:Still haven't!
Been in love?:No
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?:Mi Papi
Tell you, I love you?:Mi Papi
Kiss you?:Mi Papi
Hug you?:Mi Papi
Tell you BYE?:Mi Papi
Write you a note?:Jessi
Take your photo?:Mi hijo
Call your cell phone?:Ronnie
Buy you something?:Merm
Go with you to the movies?:Merm
Sing to you?:Mi bebe
Write a poem about you?:Machele
Text message you?:Erik
Touch you?:Roxie
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?:Today
Time you cried?:Two Nites Ago
Movie you watched?:The Butterfly Effect
Joke you told?:Two days ago
Song you've sang?:Five minutes ago haha
Time you've looked at the clock?:Now
Drink you've had?:Three hours ago
Number you've dialed?:Ronnie's house
Book you've read?:The Turkish Lover
Food you've eaten?:Grapefruit
Flavor of gum chewed?:Dentine Ice, something
Shoes you've worn?:Babyphat sneakers with rhinestones
Store you've been in?:A & P
Thing you've said?:Ok Papi
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?:Si
Blow a bubble?:Yup
Roll your tounge in a circle?:Yeah I'm good at that.
Cross your eyes?:Yes
Touch your tounge to your nose?:No
Gleek?:If I knew what that meant!
Stay up a whole night without sleep?:Yes
Speak a different language?:Yes
Impersonate someone?:Hellz yeah, especially dumb white girls
Prank call people?:Mhmm
Make a card pyramid?:Yes
Cook anything?:Si Claro
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...:fairy, I would fly away.
I wish ...:I could give everyone everlasting happiness.
So many people don't know that ...:I'm special and good.
I am ...:proud to be me.
My heart is ...:yours bebe.
Take this survey | Find more surveys
You've been totally Bzoink*d
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Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

Time:10:21 pm.
Mood: Cold nose.
This conversation is priceless omg:

CzarinaItaliana: I won't do the porno thing. Hell no do I want to see my ass from weird angles.
Cmax2003: lol
CzarinaItaliana: Also, my dad asked me, omg Carlos. It was hysterical. I wish everyone could have witnessed this, he calls me. And he asked me to never film myself having sex.
CzarinaItaliana: He's so funny. I love that man.
Cmax2003: lol
Cmax2003: I want to make a sex tape
Cmax2003: not for porn
Cmax2003: but for fun
CzarinaItaliana: I know
CzarinaItaliana: But my dad is terrified taht it will leak on the internet, cause you know, he thinks EVERYONE wants to see me get it on, and he thinks it will ruin my career.
CzarinaItaliana: What?
CzarinaItaliana: Your mothere didn't take the time out of her day to call you up and beg you to not have sex and tape it?
CzarinaItaliana: I thought every parent did that
Cmax2003: well she did that when I was 13

OMG. Wow. Brilliant.
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Time:9:27 am.
Mood: Happy.
I have myspace now: www.myspace.com/raven_tressed_barbie
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Sunday, March 26th, 2006

Subject:Neeeeper'z Ass
Time:11:19 pm.
Mood: chilly brrr.....
OMG. I don't know what the fuck Neeperz ate, but he was OUT OF CONTROL tonight when he was running up and down the house farting like an asshole. He ran in my room, farted and left. I could HEAR it with my door closed, with him doing it downstairs. OMG. It's so gross. I asked my mom what he ate, she goes, "what the hell didn't he eat!" Then she said it was the five year old icing he consumed from the pantry. Eww. Neeperz, mmmmm. I can't stop laughing. My parents locked the door from him because he kept farting and trying to get in lol. I told them, at times LIKE THIS, when my brother has a terrible gas problem and wants you to suffer, is when I wish I had a lock to my door. NOT when I am getting dressed, not when I have a boy, not when I'm modeling naked in front of the fucken mirror. OMG. Too funny. I love Neeperz. And he keeps laughing and that means I HAVE to laugh, because he cracks me up. OMG. And then he goes, "Kara can you imagine explaining gas to an alien?" And of course, I get a full explanation and description of what gas is, and how he would explain it to an alien. OMG. Neeperz, you're so funny. Machele, you would want to kill him but would have difficulty restraining your laughter. I wish you could see/hear/smell it. Because it was another Planamento family moment. It was great. Everyone was laughing and happy. I love those moments. It's said how gas can bring a family together, and bonds us. Lol. Wow.

As Genya said from time the time, "Neeperz is stupid."

Te quiero XX*******XX.
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Friday, March 24th, 2006

Subject::) Muchos flores que surround mi.
Time:1:53 pm.
Mood: relieved.
Finalmente, hoy es Viernes, y yo no puedo esperar a ver mis amigos en Manhattan y mi accomplice. Para una razon, yo estoy dibujando as of lately. Yo no se, pero I guess, yo sentio mejor or something. Yo no se. Pero, yo puedo decir, que yo estoy muy contenta todos los dias. Que bueno. Y yo no puedo esperar ir al Colombia. Todas personas, creen que yo estoy hablando sobre que Colombia, la escuela. Jaja. No, putas. El pais!
Hoy, yo encontre un moreno, simpatico. El es mas viejo que mi, lol. Pienso, que yo fue un model. That's cool.

Yo creo que las personas hacerieron, contentas para mi. Pero, no es possible. Sigh. Es bueno. Por que yo puedo hold mi cabeza up high. Las personas son maricones. Y tienen muchos problemas, y yo sentio mal paralos. En el futuro, maybe las personas van away. Mi vida es libre. Y no yo quiero hablar con las personas.

Te quiero Machele. Gracias para hablando conmigo. Yo necisite tu. MWAHHHHHH.

Bebe, te amo.

Wow. Do I have to let go? Yo no se. Yo tengo something muy bueno en frente de mi. Hmm. Yo no se. Te quiero amor.


Me gusta Playboy. Wow.
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Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

Time:10:52 pm.
Mood: relieved.
Can you feel the love tonight? Damn it. I can. :)

Te quiero.
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Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

Time:1:38 am.
Mood: Concieted.
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Monday, March 20th, 2006

Subject:A Hispanic Appetite
Time:3:10 pm.
Mood: Cocky.
My fetish for reggaeton y los domenicanos bonitos, has definitly grown. Espero que Junio will come quick. A si por que quiero visitar Colombia con mi novia. JAJA. Ay.

"Whose that peaken in ma window?"

Ay dios mio. I'm obsessed con las arepas. Yummy. Son deliciosos.

Y Jorge es el mejor hijo. He loves his mommy. Mi amor. Y su amigo, ay, que lindo y especial. Gracias Jorge.
I might as well move to Washington Heights. I've been ordered to move to Manhattan, that should work.

Yo tengo un dolor en mi neck. No tengo any marks. Hmmm. A mystery worth solving, yo pienso.

Dedicated to my son: This is NOT spanglish. It is spanish and english spoken together. I have not made up any words along the way. Te amo.

Quiero ver Nicolate. :( Yo necisito mi amigo ahora.

Tyler esta aqui. Fuimos a un restaurante italiano, se llama Valentino's en Mount Vernon, con su padre. Fue un bueno tiempo. Yo tengo the sweatshirt! That's right. No one knows what the hell estoy diciendo!

"Es un secreto."

I went black again. I'm talking about my hair. Black brown. My eyes look mad light.

Can't wait til the weekend. Babyshitting three times this week. I need to rake en el dinero, por que some asshole rompio mi antennae. JAJA. Creo que mi kharma es mala. Yo no soy una maldita though...hmm.

Quiero hacer en la playa, sobre que yo puedo hacer una "playa."

Te amo, Amanda.

Te quiero mi vida. Soy muy contenta.

"Just bless me."
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Thursday, March 16th, 2006

Time:12:52 am.
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Wednesday, March 8th, 2006

Subject:Up and at it.
Time:3:13 pm.
Mood: sexy.
It just occurred to me that I will have enough money for Cartagena...I made $650 at the Brazdas.

I get such a kick out of Pink's new single, "Stupid Girl." It never can get old for me. That's right, fuck them all, them stupid w***e girls. "Maybe if I act like that, flippin my blonde hair back, push up my bra like that..." CLASSIC. Elegance at it's most brilliant.

I helped out Sabeena with her biology test. At times like that, I realize that I have teaching abilities. Being bilingual will help out a lot when it comes to salary and surviving the hot, arid, sexy streets of Colombia.

I love Jorge omg. I'm ready to adopt another.
My gas bills are out of control lately. Multi visits per week to Woodside, Washington Heights, Flushing, Beacon and Hempstead. Damn girl.

Puerto Ricans rule. Haha. Yo soy una blanquita maricones.

We went to Coyote Flocko para mi cumpleaños. My bebe and I split a chicken fajita, (According to Ty, "fageeta") and a mango daiquiri. That was fun. I am a talented driver haha.

I saw "Carmen" the hipoera with Beyonce and the crew with Erik. Mos Def is HOT. Mmmm. And Ricky and Brandon have a friend who supposively looks just like him. Yeah, we're excited.

I had no idea that the Brazilian Dancer was a fraud. I still can't face it. But I'll forgive Fred. Haha.
Why is Carlos a mix between two people who drive us crazy, yet we still maintain the undeniable urge for them both. What's up with that.

Possibly making the trip upstate to see Bear in the next week, cause I have spring break! Hellz. Ay dios mios. And possibly we could hit up O State. That's probably NOT the best idea though...knowing me.

Machele made cookies that smelled like heaven. But mine are better. I've even surpassed my mother's cookies. Abuelito told me to open up a cookie factory. Awww.

This story is beyond a classic. OMG. I wish I could frame it. I was at the Zepfs on Thursday nite. And they were showing me pictures from their vacation trip. My cell rings and I pick up and it's Machele, doing the Vivien noise. OMG. I say to her, trying not to laugh uncontrollably, "I'm at the Zepfs right now. This isn't a good time. I'll call you in like fifteen minutes when I'm at the Brazdas." She makes the noise again, this time louder. I'm laughing now, and repeat myself. The fucken psycho does it again! I go, "Machele, I'll call you when I get to the Brazda's." She goes, "Oh wait, you're not there already? Where are you?" I go, "Vivien's. Paul and her are showing me pictures RIGHT NOW. They're next to me." The idiot goes, "OMG! I can't believe I made the Vivien noise and Vivien is standing right next to you! Do you think Vivien caught on?!?!" Cell phones are loud, and I know Vivien could hear every word she was saying. What kind of ass starts saying the person's name three times in one sentence? Whatever, I found it hilarious. Machele was kicking her own ass after that. Hey, maybe she was trying to give a compliment or something. JAJA.
I love my best friend. That's right Ants, best friend. I saw lovely dvds at Sound Factory. It makes me understand why they closed that place down. Too many pasties man.

Tyler is coming home soon. We're going to make pancakes and stuff them with weed. Ty said he threw up the last time he consumed them. I think I'll pass. If they're that strong...wow.

Master will be returning to me shortly. Amanda and I are hitting Chili's for a birthday date. Nice. I love my girl. Khakis anyone?

I might see my Woman this weekend. Erik text me and goes, "Tell me again about you and your "WOMAN." I'm a little foggy on that subject." Why does every male think that the two of us are sexually active and secretly want each other? This get's in the way of boyfriend/fiance relationships CONSTANTLY. I'll let them think what they want. It's mad amusing.

Merm had a dream that Drew (AS GAY AND FLAMBOYANT AS THEY COME!) was dating Aunt Lisa, who is happily married. WTF. Some hook up Merm.

Vito Guido jr, and Charles have been working so diligently on tile floor in the basement. I'm not going to lie, it's looking great. It expands the room by a lot. It's just a mess right now, but by August, HAHA, it's going to be slamming. That gives me and my Dear, a lot to plan for. I cannot wait til then.

My Profesora hates me. She treats me like I'm a worthless, lazy, irresponsible delinquent. Whatever. I don't know what the fuck is going through her head. But I know I don't deserve it. I snapped at her the other day when she gave me an attitude. That shut her Greek mouth. Fucken witch.

Haven't heard from Nicole in a while. I miss my girl. Greg too.

I had an AMAZING time at Rebecca's. Good times. My girl will do ANYTHING for me. OMG. I love you so much. She made the BEST steak and eggs dish I ever had. In a total of fiteen minutes. Even being disabled and handicapt. She got ten stitches on her palm because of a hothead hispanic mother. Damn girl. Work it.

Ricardo is hysterical, repeating his drunken ass, a verse, twenty times. Wow. He's lucky I have patience.

Plaza Video keeps calling me. My mother was supposed to have returned the dvd. WTF. I ain't paying. I purchased 4 VHS tapes for $6.00. I'm noticing a trend, that I like black romantic comedies with unbelievably desirable, sexy morenos. This is becoming a problem and is fucking with my head. Ahhhhhhhhhh. It's unbearable.

I love Cabbage and Bisquit. Even Irish Shawn. At Applebee's we misbehaved so much. Thank God it was crowded. Bisquit stole a handfull of mints and was throwing them at us in the parking lot. LMAO. Hey, they always listen to me. I told him to always accept things that are free.

I got these hot boots. I must have gotten fifteen compliments from them. But I can't believe how much my mother paid for them. OMG. A whole $20. I would never pay that much in Astoria. WOW. Like I said, she paid for them.

I love my Son and am so proud of him. :)

Song of the hour:

Keyshia Cole

I used to think that I wasn't fine enough
And I used to think that I wasn't wild enough
But I won't waste my time tryin' to figure, out
why you playing games, whats this all about
And I can't believe,
Your hurting me
I met your girl, what a difference
What you see in her
You aint see in me
But i guess it was all just make-believe

Oh, Love
never knew what I was missing
but I knew once we started kissin'
I found......
never knew what I was missin'
but I knew once we start kissin'
I found.....

Now you're gone, what am I gonna do
I'm so oo empty
my heart, my soul can't go on
Go on without you....
My rainy days fade away when you,
come around please tell me baby
why you go so far away
Why you go...

never knew what I was missing
but I knew once we started kissin'
I found......
never knew what I was missin'
but I knew once we start kissin'
I found.....

Who would have know.
I find you.

Now you're gone, what am I gonna do
I'm so oo empty
my heart, my soul can't go on
Go on baby without you....
Rainy days fade away
when you come around
say your here to stay
With me boy
I don't want you to leave me
I need you.........

Love is in the air. I don't want to admit it, but a veces, I'm feeling it. From the wrong sources of course.
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Thursday, March 2nd, 2006

Subject:Misdeameners of my life
Time:3:10 pm.
Mood: chipper.
This is classic. I'm so stupid. Here's why:

RussianCzarina: Wud up PITA bread
LiLpRin7259: haha nm
LiLpRin7259: u
LiLpRin7259: u
RussianCzarina: Drinkin my hot cocoa.
LiLpRin7259: whats up wit the pita bread
LiLpRin7259: niceee
LiLpRin7259: thats some good stuff
RussianCzarina: I dunno, it was catchy. I felt like saying it.
RussianCzarina: Juan asked me out.
RussianCzarina: Can you believe that?
RussianCzarina: Matt's going to kill us both.
LiLpRin7259: waitwaht are u talking about
RussianCzarina: Yeah you know what I wrote.
LiLpRin7259: yeah i know what u wrote but i dont know who juan or mat is
LiLpRin7259: so iam lost
RussianCzarina: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
RussianCzarina: I'm an idiot.
RussianCzarina: I'm sorry LOL
LiLpRin7259: worng i-m
RussianCzarina: I thought you were Brianna, lol she also has Lil as her sn.
RussianCzarina: Forgive me Kelly. I'm a tool.
RussianCzarina: Lol.
LiLpRin7259: its all good

So basically I IM'd the wrong person, and she did not get my inside joke(s). What a moron I am.

I've been playing mom all week at the Brazdas. I sleep over, take them out for dinner and a movie every nite and have to get their lazy asses outta bed and take them to the bus. Magnificent. It's been so much fun. I'm attached. It's going to be weird without them. I keep baking my famous cakes. Can't be helping my waistline. Totally worth the caloric intake.

I was sick for a week straight, still getting over a cold. I even was sick on my freaken birthday. I plan to make up for that this weekend at Kearsten's hopefully.

My bebe is famous. That's right. They're all calling her. And she stands behind famous hot morenos. And I am the desired make up artist and agent haha. She let's me tag along with her.

I bought five dollar boots recently. They're icing pink, with hooker heels. Delightful. I refuse to pay full price for things. Astoria Queens is my calling.

Because of the snow my clinical was pushed back. I have more time to memorize them damn slides.
And this was weird. My mom watched channel 12 and they said that Mount Pleasant Schools were closed, yet Westlake was open...I don't get it. Early dismissal. Haha. Poor Neepz. Didn't matter. He slept through that one.

My car is out of control. Juadro, is my car's new name. No, it's not spansih, it just is a name made up by a Colombian from Cali. The Camry is leaking oil everywhere, the muffler needs to be replaced. You can hear my car A MILE away. Lol. Plus I can't turn the key in the ignition. I swear, it's almost not worth it. I might as well buy a new car.

I had fun with Sabeena, Cabbage and Bisquit. Good times. Japanese soda bottles with glass marbles in them. Shucks.
I had fun with my Beacon buddy. :)
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Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

Time:8:44 pm.
Mood: sick.
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Baby that was dedicated to you.
Quiero un platano negro!
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Monday, February 20th, 2006

Time:4:38 pm.
Mood: chipper.
I had one of the best weekends ever with my bebe. I love Ethnic Queens man. It kills Westchester. Bisteq con pollo is my newest craving haha.
We volunteered at this place in Washington Heights called Culturarte. A crack addict tried to pick a fight with me. That was interesting. She was half my size. I was sitting down. I should have stood up and towered over her frizzy haired ass. HAHA.
I have become my bebe's agent. We had so much fun at the audition. Those shoes and smile lit up the room. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Almost famous bebe.
We got to chill with my boys. That was good. HAHA. All was great until I got a text and it made me SOOO happy yet SOO frustrated because I couldn't act on it. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
School is hell as usual. Tests are poppin right and left. I did well on my Anatomy and Phisology test though.
Nicolate is home! Thank God.
I can't wait til Friday. It's going to be good. Ronnie has some make up for me. Yay. More to the addition.
Green Eclipses make driving fun. Especially if their motor is louder than me. Haha.
I got a hair cut and the lady chopped off three inches. I could kill the bitch. But my hair is mad light and healthy. Shiny and alive. That's probably a good thing. When I go to Colombia, it will be much more healthy and soft then if I hadn't cut it that much. OMG. I can't wait to go.
I got to dance with a Brazilian dancer/teacher from Culturarte. The food at the party was sick man. Arroz con pollo y frijoles. I pronounce my words like a true Colombian now.
OMG. Grand Central was hilarious. I swear, I have a problem with them. And I know I vocalize it because of the reaction I got from that stupid lady. HAHA. Good times Honey. We make everything fun out of nothing.
Our dreams keep meaning something. Hmmm.
I got to meet Rebecca's mom. Sweetheart. Big plans haha.

Gotta go back to work.

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Friday, February 17th, 2006

Subject:Complicated Relationships
Time:12:50 am.
Mood: chipper.
HONEY: he went all de way over there to lose his gf
Me: LOL.
HONEY: poor bebe
Me: He actually told me he was tired of that bitch. It's love and hate.
HONEY: she porbably got tired of him and took off
Me: Oh no.
Me: Nahh.
HONEY: Its their fist time living together like dis. I understand
Me: He's her favorite.
HONEY: its always hard at first. she felt smothered

Um yeah. We're talking about our stuffed animals, Perrito and Hushpuppy. Hushpuppy is the original maker of the noise "reef." Classic convo.
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